Now visit Google Ed Chester Squirrel for the real story! x

Er... real story? Did you invent squirrels? Or just eating them centuries ago? I appreciate you're trying to promote yourself to people who haven't hear of you but claiming that the real story involves you is a little low.

Its not that Martin - hes the wierdo chef that actually believes its right to eat as many squirrels as possible to "preserve the countryside". I can't work that 1 out when he intends to kill the inhabitants of the countryside but hey ...